Monday, November 2, 2009

Brack toe

I have brack toe. 10,897,652 points to anyone that gets that reference which is from one of my top three movies of all time and makes me cry at the end, every time I watch it cause that's how I roll.
In other news the weather, which was supposed to suck all weekend, was absolutely stellar and I don't want to go to work tomorrow and I'm feeling kind of tired and weirdly nostalgic and I want to have a young lover that comes over in the afternoon and reads to me from the classics and I don't want to run any more marathons, I just want to run for the sheer pleasure of it and I also would like to live in Europe and I should really switch to eating all organic vegetables and fruits and I deliberately didn't put the plastic bar down between my groceries and the person's groceries in front of me because I think the person in front should do it and it was only after he (I swear to god this kid isn't legally able to be working, but he's really cute) rang through my Triscuits on the other person's bill that I said, "No, those are mine".
Furthermore I think that all people that are found in a bookstore at 5pm on a rainy Monday are looking for a hookup (except for me, of course) and I felt mildly ridiculous when I walked up to the clerk and asked if she had "The Friday Night Knitting Club" but I couldn't exactly ask for the "Kama Sutra" because I already have that and there are some depictions of sex acts involving toes and I just don't think that's sanitary.
"The Reader" is a good movie.
I slept in until almost 11am today.
I will be doing yoga twice a week at work, after work, starting tomorrow. I hope the instructors are good, not like that time me and Newf signed up for classes in Kerrisdale and the woman spent more time talking about her yogic training and what kind of patchouli oil she favours then she did getting us to try and master reverse side angle pose.
Which I hate.
Should be fun!

6 comments:

judith said...

Should I read The Friday Night Knitting Club? I bet you are dangerous to shop with.

Godinla said...

Yeah, I think just plain old dangerous - not just shopping dangerous. I didn't get the Brack Toe and I refuse to Google it. I'll eventually run across the movie and that will excite me. I'm old and lonely. Movie trivia does it for me these days.

Beware the Karma Sutra! There are more than unsanitary practices within.

Duder said...

Jomamma - I have to read it for book club. It's a NY Times bestseller so it should be good, but I will let you know!
Godinla - I won't tell you what the movie is, but it was pretty big so you might have already seen it. Maybe "brack toe" didn't impact your psyche like it did mine. You should check out "The Reader" though. Quite good. Even better was "Smart People". I really liked that one.

Margarita Mirasol said...

Loved the supermarket story. He he he he. I also put a bar down if there's somebody behind me but most folks don't.

Anonymous said...

Lost in translation!! :-D

Duder said...

Congrats, Anon! You win 10,897,652 points!