Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I kept tipping over during yoga today

The pink hoodie? Got it for $22 at MEC. It regularly retails for $32 (which is still pretty cheap). I think it was on sale cause it was an extra small.
See? Pays to have the upper body of an under developed twelve year old boy, no? It took me three tries to open the facking fridge at work today.
And now I am going to bed because yesterday I went out to grab some groceries and when I came home my apartment door was unlocked and I couldn't remember if I had locked it before I left or not and, even though I scoured the place and didn't find any rapists (or scandalously young men wishing to read Chekhov to me, naked), it really wigged me out to the point that I was checking the cabinet under my sink, my broom closet and the tiny amount of available space under my bed repeatedly.
And also I had a bad dream that I went down for the buffet lunch that was scheduled for today and there wasn't enough food left over for me so I had to make due with what was tantamount to scraps and, for some reason, I had to eat them outside and -while it was sunny and not cold in my dream - I was attacked repeatedly by wasps.

2 comments:

judith said...

What the hell have you been drinking? Or smoking?

Open doors reminds me of a funny story... I may have to post about it.

Duder said...

That reminds me: must get more rolling papers.
Actually, I have really vivid and bizarre dreams every night. Often when I wake up, the first thing Michael will ask me is what my dreams were before I forget them.
And then I tell him.
And he looks at me like I'm totally crazy.
And I say, "What did you dream about?" and so far he has been golfing, and was painting a fence. Pretty mundane, if you ask me...