Today I interviewed for the job I want. I want it! Give it to me! I passed the Excel and the accounting tests so the rest of it hinges on whether or not they dig my personality. Dig it. Diggggg it...What else?
Really, nothing else. I need to lose five pounds so I will work on that starting today. Uh, I quite like unemployment and look forward to retiring (early, really, really early).
Hey! Surprise: I'm going to the gym now after I eat a banana.
Aren't you glad you tuned in for this?
2 comments:
I've heard that bathing with the odor of garlic wafting around the bathroom leads to rapid weightloss.
Right. Time to fax some documents along the road to buying a shitload of silver.
Will I succeed? Being an expat can have its drawbacks in this age of heightened paranoia. I can't even open a bank account, ffs!
Good luck with the job :-)
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