Vacation time is different than regular time.
For example: I am supposed to run 14 miles in 8 hour's time. Hand in the air if you think that is going to happen.
Madness. Who would do that? Seems like an awful lot of work.
We biked to my mom's for lunch today.
On the way back we had the misfortune of getting stuck in the clusterfuck known as the pre-fireworks congregation at English Bay. I saw a woman wearing short shorts with a fat ass and cellulite. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to embrace her individuality or feel sorry for her because obviously she didn't check the back when trying on said shorts.
Life if full of really tough decisions, I tell you.
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You are supposed to give her a hand mirror, and say "look behind you and you'll find it."
I like your hairs.
LOL. I almost crashed my bike. It was bizarre.
Okay. I have to go for the run that I said I wasn't going to do now.
Yeah it's good to have those people out there... I say leave them alone. If they are there then I look so much better with my old lady slightly out of shape thighs and one time long ago 6 pack abs that now look like a keg that's been hit by a truck. I like those women... I applaud them, after I get past the gagging.
Judith! The way you describe things is so funny.
I'm just brutally honest. The worst thing you can do if you never exercise is to let yourself get fat... resulting in globs of cellulite hanging off your body. The worst thing you can do if you exercise A LOT (as in bodybuilding) is to quit.... resulting in your muscles just sort of hanging there not knowing what the hell they are supposed to be doing, as in my case. Make good choices, stay drunk and you'll never notice either way.
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