I still can't believe how I've gotten myself into such a ridiculous financial predicament. Anyways, here's hoping that Michael doesn't break legs (though I think I'm offering a decent rate given we're in a bear market).NB: I learned the difference between a bull and bear market today.
Also note: it's a bear market, not a bare market. A bare market is what I may have to resort to on Richards Street (as opposed to Wall Street) for a few Saturday nights to get back into the black.
For $500 I will hold your hand and tell you that I have a great affinity for you.
Anyways, regarding my current state of affairs: I'm an idiot. Time to tighten the proverbial belt, it would seem.
In other news that showcases how utterly hopeless I am: Michael fixed some grout in my shower today, and also tightened up a closet door that was hitting the wall when I closed it.
To sum up, I guess I will stop spending my money on frivolous things like Sea Monkeys, toilet paper, $3,000 designer handbags, and pyramid schemes on a go forward.
Do they pay for blood in Canada?
Who am I kidding. I'd do it just for the cookie.
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