So today I am turning over a new leaf.
I am going to stop doing bad things such as (but not limited to): returning DVDs without rewinding them; licking and re-wrapping complimentary mints at restaurants; directing lost tourists to the downtown east side; accepting candy from strangers and then complaining about the selection; getting donkeys and asses mixed up; believing that all Clive Owen movies are imminently watchable; and burning right wing effigies on my balcony.
I bet I won't make it past noon today...
4 comments:
you are the fastest coolest duder on earth
Please. Tell everyone you know. ;)
That sounds like a very boring existence, you sure you want to do that?
Well, I'll not give up all my bad habits. I still believe cats and dogs should be encouraged to breed. And potatoes should be stuffed up the exhaust pipes of noisy motorcycles. That should keep me occupied for some time.
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