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Here are some things that have happened in recent days: I chipped a tooth; I worked out rather late one night; my mother bought a 2003 Mazda; I read a Hemingway book that was awful; I thought my car was stolen when in fact it wasn't; I went to the same pub twice in three days; I conferred with a tourist as to whether a recent art installation downtown was a raindrop or a spermatozoa; I ate a lot of chocolate covered espresso beans; I ran a 6:50 minute mile; I got a get out of jail free card; I received a text message from Switzerland; and Michael would not stand up and hug me on the seabus.

Here are some things that will occur in upcoming days: I will run 21 miles; I will shave my legs; I will go to a pub; I will have a nap; I will be frustrated at work; I will make a ferry reservation (fuck: remind me to make a ferry reservation); I will dismayed at my recent credit card statement; I will continue to be irritated that my carpet needs cleaning and yet I will not clean it; I will get a quote on changing my timing belt; and I will weigh myself.

Here are some things that may occur in the immediate future, but I cannot be entirely sure: I will enjoy "The Black Swan"; someone other than me will see me naked; I will cook an edible meal; I will be pleased with what the scale tells me; I will get ahead at work; I will be unpleasantly surprised by the increase of traffic on the road after the Labour Day weekend; I will download many episodes of "30 Rock"; and I will get more sleep.