I'm such a baby

I tried to make pancakes this morning and I burnt them and overall fucked them up so I tossed the pan in the sink and Michael took over and finished them. And washed the pan that I had dirtied. I'm such an idiot.

Okay, so here are some photos of the people I run with. Last night was fun. Good food, some drinks, fun conversation. There was this woman that was sitting behind Michael that had the largest breasts, and I'm pretty sure they were real. They were very abundant and her top was cut quite low and I thought it was very admirable how the fellow she was with was managing to keep his eyes on her face cause even I was staring at her chest. But then, I am a lesbian.

Then there was this other couple that were making out nearby us and it was just funny. He was stroking her face and they were gazing, enraptured, into each other's eyes and I stood up and started screaming "Talk to me in eight years, you sons of bitches!". I'm just kidding. I ordered another glass of Merlot and secretly envied them.

I have to go running now.