I did not go outside today. My mother will kill me if and when she reads this.Look, there's snow every where. One of the things that I like about my apartment is that it doesn't have snow in it. And it has a comfy couch. Why give it up?
I know, I know. Sanity. I'll go outside tomorrow. I'll make snow angels: you'll see.
In other news, I tweaked an erotic story that I posted for a lark on Craigslist ages ago and am going to submit it to a website that sells these sorts of things. I understand that the preceding sentence may be surprising and could be considered debaucherous by a lot of people. So fine. Be a hater. I'll find someone else to make snow angels with.
The thing about the snow is that you really can't run in it. Which is entirely untrue because my ex-clinic leader told me (via Facebook) that his group had done a run through the Pacific Spirit Park which means it can be done and that I'm just a lazy bastard.
A lazy, erotic bastard.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow I will be good and eat well and get in shape and use my writing abilities to write things that won't make baby Jesus cry.
I'm kidding: I'm an atheist, thank god.
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No link to it?
Hey the weather really wasn't that bad here this weekend, no rain or snow, only sunny skies. I only left the house once and that was before the cold front hit and dropped the temp 40 degrees. I see nothing wrong with a comfy couch, a movie, a book and 3 knitting projects. Screw those angels, you'll just have to change your pants.
Sorry, Pseudonym. Maybe if they publish it I will consider it. Otherwise it's really just the ramblings of an unemployed 32 year old...
Hey Jomamma! I tried to knit once. I have the attention span of... something that has a really short attention span. Oh look! A shiny object -
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