Thursday, November 20, 2008

Today's fun quotes/I'm going to be a nun

From "The Simpsons":
George Bush: Alright mister... you want trouble you're going to get trouble.
Homer: Oh I want trouble alright!
George Bush: Then you're going to get trouble!
Homer: No you're gonna get trouble!
George Bush: Well that's good, because I want trouble!
Homer: Then we're agreed there'll be trouble!
George Bush: Oh yeah lots of trouble!
Homer: Trouble it is.
George Bush: For you!
Homer: For m.... D'oh!

From some guy (a boxer?) on the BBC: "It's gonna be excitin', like two trains collidin': I'm the big train."

My dad and his friend Dave, while roasting a pig across the river from some nuns: "Nun for you!"

1 comment:

judith said...

My favorite Simpson's episode was when Homer invented an alcholic beverage that Bart ended up taking to school for show and tell. Bart's teacher tells him "don't you ever bring alcohol school, put that beverage in the teacher's lounge" Then they showed all the teachers getting drunk.