
Anyways. I'd just like to give mad props to Jesus or whoever thought that it would be prudent to surround me - in my sexual peak, no less - with severely attractive men and a case of (recovering) fat kid syndrome and expect me to dismiss all forms of male attention and go home alone. Cause that homeless guy that wanted my leftovers, and that drunk kid that face planted into the wall en route to the seabus? They totally wanted me.
GODDAMNIT.
I love my life. Seriously. I just have to run really, really, really far this weekend.
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Okay, while you are running, I'll drink.
I'm pretty sure I can fit 3/4 of a bottle of Pinot Noir in my water belt...
Sigh.
Gatorade it is. :(
Your writing style is so entertaining and funny. I'm in awe :-)
I agree, she's pretty entertaining, especially when she rants. It's very cleansing.
Thanks, Billyblog!
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