Right. Just tried on five dresses. Goddamn if I don't look like a fourteen year boy in all of them.
Well, off to the gym to try and sweat this sore throat out of me. And to get slimmer and more toned so... I can look like more of a boy.
Maybe I'll ask Santa for a wig and some breasts for Christmas.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm getting coal.
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Join the club... I look like a 15 year old boy with crows feet... I've had a donation can down at the 7-11 for 14 years. The can has a picture of me cropped where only my swimsuit clad chest is showing, I've managed to make a whopping $4.95 towards my Breast enhancement surgery. I think people are assuming that I'm as 15 year old boy wanting to become as 10 year old girl. That just doesn't fly in the Bible Belt.
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