Tuesday, November 25, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

To my good, great, friend, C.
Please stop killing wildlife.
I'd advocate that you sell your truck but you'd lose a bundle, so you should actually hang on to it (never, ever thought I'd say that).
Scotch isn't so bad.
It's your fault that I'm going to be tired tomorrow.
In 13? 12? days you're gonna be stuck with an ugly liquor bill... when I turn 29 again.
Hope you have an excellent day and year and that you suffer from no hangnails in this, your thirty-first year.
I should've taken a taxi, but I made the seabus with 3 and half minutes so it wasn't an entire loss.

2 comments:

Margarita Mirasol said...

Oh fuck. I've nearly finished a bottle of wine.
But it tastes sooooo good.
Yum.
It's very good for me, I am sure.

Duder said...

He he.
News flash: I am officially too old for this shit.
I think I spelled officially wrong.
Uhn.