I created this really sexually descriptive posting and put it on Craigslist, and then set up a phony email address and I got scads of emails from undersexed guys. But the funny bit is that a few of them were like "you're a good writer" which I thought was pretty complimentary. Is that wrong? Yes. But it's also really funny.
In other news, I managed to choke down some Gatorade and, uh, wow. At least I didn't end up at Brandi's (Brandy's? It's Cindy, with an eye) again. Goddamnit. I was going to go for a run today. I think I may go back to bed. I have to vote. I've had like six Ibuprofen.
Let's see, what else. Oh, my boss asked me to update something in the system about a future billing for a customer and I think he wanted me to do this because I'm not going to be around when this future billing occurs, if you get my drift. Recession and all that jazz.
I can't believe the trouble I get into. And out of. Occasionally.
My head hurts.
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That was me. The one saying you were a good writer.
Just kidding.
Ha ha.
But you are. You are my favourite read because of your excellent delivery of the English language. It is always a pleasure; you're funny as hell, too.
I have a friend, he's gay and he has this alter-ego online called Mandy. Mandy is drop-dead gorgeous but very shy and doesn't switch on her webcam but is savvy enough to get unsuspecting heterosexual guys to turn on theirs, and well, you get the picture.
My friend is so clever and funny. I love his Mandy stories.
His victims go from saying, 'I'll only show you mine, if you show me yours' and Mandy's like, 'I'm too shy.' In the end the guys give in. Ha ha ha. Little do they know they are jerking off for a guy.
Evil roar.
Those sound awesome. Mandy. Poor, shy Mandy. Makes my little gambit look like child's play!
There you go, Maria, stealing my thunder again! I was gonna make the "that was me on Craigslist" joke. Tell me more about this Mandy chick though. Dark hair, long legs, likes telling guys that she's inexperienced in the ways of lovemaking? I think I know her!
By the way, I just want to apologise for using crude language. I should curb my language on other blogs.
Sorry.
Ha ha god.
No, Mandy is a buxom blonde.
He he. The emails are still coming in from that one. Ah, so funny.
What bad language? I have a potty mouth.
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